Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
There’s only one thing that can kill the movies, and that’s education.
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that’s Memoirs.
So let’s be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he’s got.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else’s affairs.
I have a scheme for stopping war. It’s this – no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don’t let it get the best of you.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
Even though you are on the right track – you will get run over if you just sit there.
It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’ it back in.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
People’s minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.
It’s a good thing we don’t get all the government we pay for.
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